thewintergrump:

bubblekirby:

enjoliras:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town

*police sirens”
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

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(via hawkwardlyfantastic)

lambtime:

driver roll up the partition please, i don’t need you seeing me eat all this cheese

(via snowbigby)

Things I realised today.
1) The fact that customers know my name when I have never told them freaks me out.
2) One thing I like about walking home is if I get hit by a car, there is a 90% chance that it’s going to be by a new Audi or Porsche.

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via butthisfeelsright)

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

(via bigbootychaylow)

Ugh I am closing at work today… Which means I won’t get home till nearly 5. And then I have to go and run on the treadmill because fatty.