when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
don’t worry, i wrote a rap specifically for this occasion
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
Pass that Dutch Remix!!!!!
Boyf: “oh don’t worry about me!”
Me: *worry x10000*
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you