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troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry, via shiksa-feminista)

I am banning myself from the kitchen starting tomorrow, well unless I am making green tea. 

Talking to the boyfriend makes me miss him so much. It’s only been a week as well and he isn’t back until the 19th. :(

I really feel like my salmon with mango chutney and paprika rice but alas, allergy to mangos is kinda taking that away from me. Damn mangos.. 

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via takohimex)

heylookitsamelia:

yawnable:

Haha, Facebook stalking people I went to high school with and it’s just like white trash, white trash, white trash, oh more white trash. It’s like they know my aunty or something.

Mine is engaged engaged engaged married engaged has a kid married got fat. The last one is my favourite.

I love when they get fat. Especially when it’s people who used to bully me for being fat and it’s like “Who’s fat now you cunt”. 

Haha, Facebook stalking people I went to high school with and it’s just like white trash, white trash, white trash, oh more white trash. It’s like they know my aunty or something.

I got the “When are we meeting the boyfriend” talk at dinner tonight…